Monday, December 20, 2010

This Week in Special Teams Returns

Dan Connolly




Desean Jackson is black.

Gilbert Traded, Left Bittersweet

Gilby was finally traded to Orlando for Rashard Lewis. It's bittersweet because at one time, he was a top 10 player in the league that and averaged around 29 points a game. But now with a bum knee, he lost his explosion and quickness and flavor with the Wiz and both needed a fresh start. Good bye Gilby. It was 8 great, controversial, tumultuous years. We will always have these moments.









HIBATCHI!



DAGGER!

Friday, December 17, 2010

Thursday, December 16, 2010

No Hands Acoustic Version

A couple of months ago, I introduced "No Hands: by Waka Flocka Flame feat. Wale and Roscoe Dash. Here is the video if you forgot.





Well here's an acoustic version for people that don't have a clue what Roscoe Dash is saying. He's quite the lyricist.

Every Walking Dead Zombie Death

Boudreau's F Bomb Speech

Some quick 24/7 opinions. I thought they made the Pens have more personality than the Caps which is way opposite of how the teams are perceived. Granted Pens are on a 12 game win streak and the Caps are on a 7 (and counting) losing streak.

Second, loved that they miked up the fights, including Ovie's in NY. After they fight they complement each other. Ovie F bombing in English, sign me up.

BB's speech after the 2nd period of the Florida game was great. Combine that with Asst Coach Dean Evason's speech at the end of the 2nd intermission against the Rangers blowout, we have great TV.

Hopefully the Caps can turn it around this weekend against Boston and Ottawa so they can be looked at with some positivity and character.

Here is BB's rant and I'll put up Evason's once I find it.



I have never seen a bunch of guys look so fucking down when something bad happens. What are you guys, like prima donna perfect that you can't fucking handle adversity? So shit's not going right. It's not fucking working the last 10 days. Fucking get your heads out of your ass and fucking make it work by outworking the opposition. You killed two fucking men, and then we stand around and watch while they fucking score here.

Fucking you just come to the bench like fucking this (puts head down) and when is the power play is not working and you're trying to stick handle looking like this and not standing ... OUTWORK THE FUCKING GUYS. If you want it, don't just think you want it. Go out and fucking want it! But you're not looking like you want it. You look like you're feeling sorry for yourselves, and nobody fucking wants somebody that's feeling sorry for themselves. You've got 20 fucking minutes and you're down by one fucking shot. Surely the fuck we can deal with this.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

The Fighter Comes Out on Friday

Marky Mark's biopic about boxer Irish Mickey Ward comes out on Friday and so far the reviews are good. Christian Bale is a favorite for Best Supporting Actor but who cares about him if he's not Batman. Back to Mark Wahlberg, I stumbled on part of the movie today, and lets just say, no wonder why this movie is highly anticipated.

Caps - Pens 24/7 is Tonight at 10 on HBO

Little preview vid:

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Well This is a Damn Shame

Emma Stone, I know you're a blond for the new Spiderman, but please go back to your ginger locks please.


Saturday, December 4, 2010

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Russia/Qatar to Host World Cup in 2018/2022

Consider me officially disappointed. I was looking forward to a sweet trip to England or Spain/Portugal in 2018 and the US hosting in 2022. But FIFA went with Russia and Qatar receptively. I am shocked about both, feel bad for England who really had their heart set on 2018 and thought they deserved it. It's the motherland of soccer.

As for the US, disappointing but life goes on. Sure they were the practical choice but since when is FIFA practical. FIFA is now going with 4 straight risky countries in a row (South Africa/Brazil/Russia/Qatar), but South Africa proved that it can be done. Even though they had a tough time filling in the stadium and ended up with an overall financial loss, the pageantry of having Africa host the beautiful game for the first time was too much for FIFA not to overlook, thus having first time hosts Russia and Qatar winning the bids. FIFA president Sepp Blatter always wanted to bring soccer to the "Arab World" and he got his wish. Definitely a man about legacy and is fulfilling it with Africa and now the Middle East.

As for the US, they go back to square one, losing the Olympic Chicago bid to Rio in 2016 and now the WC in 2022. They have 2026 and I think they are the early favorites to host now that China is no longer eligible to host because Qatar is considered in the Asian conference in soccer.

And who knows. I'm planning on going to Brazil in 2014 and maybe Russia/Qatar would be a cool place to go to. We'll see.

Here's a preview of the first five Qatar stadiums that will be built for 2022.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Michael Bay Directed This...What is Missing?

Yes it's the Victoria Secret commercial. Yes Mike Bay directed this. And yes, he didn't put any explosions. He's changed. Enjoy Candice and her entourage of incredibly hot chicks.

Monday, November 29, 2010

In What You Probably Saw Yesterday...

Andre Johnson had enough of Cortland Finnegan and his dirty antics.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Best Spoof on Lebron's Rise Commercial

Thanks MJ, greatest of all time.

Monday, November 22, 2010

Check out the preview to HBO's "24/7"

Here's a 12 min preview of the Caps-Pens HBO 24/7 series for when they play the Winter Classic on Jan 1. Not going to lie, I'm kind of pumped about this and might go.

I Present to You, the Knockout of the Year

This was the rematch between Sergio Martinez vs. Paul Williams. The first time these two fought, it was a slugfest that went all 12 rounds with Paul Williams winning a close majority decision. This time around went by real quick. Scroll to :50 of the video.

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Tuesday, November 16, 2010

60 Minutes Story on Army Staff Sgt. Salvatore Giunta

My roommate DVR'd this and I read about it the other day. All I can say is the common civilian probably couldn't imagine what's going on and with Veteran's Day this past week, figured it would be good to put the 60 Minute story up on here.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Pacquiao - Margarito this Weekend

On Saturday, Manny Pacquiao tries for his 8th title in a different weight. Margarito hasn't fought in the States for more then a year because he had illegal plaster in his hand wraps. He's a cheater. He's out to prove he can fight without them, but he will always have a stigma about it. But it seems like he doesn't care, since he jokes about the scandal and Roach battle with Parkinson's disease (2:10 mark).



Hopefully this provides the extra oomph that Pacman needs to take down the cheater. Parkinson joke was a low blow for a cheater that has nothing to lose since his reputation is already shot. In all honesty, Pacman needs to win so he can fight Mayweather and settle that once and for all.

John Wall Records Triple Double, All is Right with the World

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Jeff Winger (Joel Mchale) Goes on the Today Show, Boozes, Makes Fun of Hosts

Joel McHale was on the Today Show earlier today to promote tonight's episode of Community. He talks about how Hilary Duff is a guest on the tonight's show and how as host of The Soup, has been killing Hilary's sister Haley for her past work, which probably lead to some awkwardness on set. At the end, he promises to booze when he comes back on the last hour of the show. He doesn't disappoint.


Host Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford pretty much are bitter that the Soup mocks them.

Hoda: Why do you continue to make fun of our show?
McHale: Have you seen your show?

Props to Mchale. Obviously a gentleman. He's drinking Macallan. A gentleman's drink. Thus making him a gentleman.

Kid Cudi Performs "Maniac" on Jimmy Fallon

Yeah his album releases on Tuesday. Yeah I'm probably over hyping it. Which will lead to a let down (See Drake - Thank Me Later). But whatever, I loved his first studio album and his mix tapes so I'm really looking forward to this album.

Cudi was on Fallon last night.


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Wednesday, November 3, 2010

John Wall Dougies Through Intros

Last night I went to the Wizards home opener against the Sixers. Some quick thoughts. The Wizards can't play defense. They have talent but are extremely young. They have their franchise PG. I got the chance to watch John Wall live and he provided a glimpse of the future. Final line, 29 points, 13 assists, 9 steals, 8 turnovers. He has the ability to have that extra gear to blow by people and can finish at the rim. Once he develops that jump shot a little more, he might be un-guardable. He also knows when to make the fundamental play and kick it out to a right teammate. A team can be built around him and he has the talent to make players better. Best part, he's only 19. I'm also realistic and can see this team win 35 games. That would be an improvement. And with every game he plays, he'll get better and hopefully cut down on turnovers, which is tough because he always has the ball. At least the Wizards are somewhat watchable again.

Here he is from the starting lineup intros from last night.

DJ Steve Porter's Randy Moss Mix "One Clap"

Friday, October 29, 2010

Kid Cudi Performs "Erase Me" on Letterman

His first studio album, Man on the Moon: The End of Day was so tight and I'm pumped for the follow up Man on the Moon II: The Legend of Mr. Rager which should come out November 9th.

Sidenote: I like the bro handshake Cudi gives Letterman.

Erase Me is his second single on this cd, but I like his first single, Revofev more. Scroll to 1:35 of the 2nd video for the start of the performance.



Thursday, October 28, 2010

"They're Smoking Weed"

Rangers - Giants World Series started last night. Here's a reporter from Dallas (ed note: boooooooooo) reporting outside PacBell (I won't call it AT&T) and he smells something that is very familiar.

View more news videos at: http://www.nbcdfw.com/video.



Also from the Dallas-Fort Worth Daily News:

Maybe this explains the Rangers' shoddy play in the field during Game 1: A haze of marijuana coming from the stands.

The New York Post quotes Josh Hamilton as saying he could smell weed last night while playing center field at AT&T Park.

"It was crazy," he told the tabloid. "I was looking at the cops a couple of times during the game."

Hamilton didn't attribute any of the Rangers' four errors to the pot fumes -- but Vlad Guerrero's bumbling, two-error performance in right field does makes one wonder.

Hamilton, whose history of drug and alcohol abuse is well-chronicled, said last night wasn't the first time he saw pot going up in smoke in San Francisco.

On Tuesday, he said, "My wife and I were walking down the street and there was a guy smoking a joint with a cop 50 yards away."

Monday, October 25, 2010

D-Hall's 4 Picks

Devin Hester/Gregg Olsen 8 catches 73 yards 9.1 per catch 0 tds
DeAngelo Hall 4 Ints 92 yards 23.0 per catch 1 td.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Lloyd Banks feat Swizz Beats, Kanye West, Ryan Leslie & Fabolous - Start it Up

I was driving home, heard this on the radio and found my self nodding to this. Another catchy beat by Swizz Beats. Start it up.

Ovechkin is Russian, Likes Tiesto

Ovechkin is Russian. Russians like house music. Ovie likes Tiesto.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Friday, October 15, 2010

Nash and Landy Cakes Promote Fifa Soccer 11




This is Badass

Sgt. Adam Sniffen from the 101st Airborne Division delivers the game ball via parachute before the Michigan vs. MSU game at Michigan Stadium on Oct. 9, 2010.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Monday, October 4, 2010

From the Awkward Videos Department...

I present to you, Three Star NBA athletes, Andre Igoudala, Josh Smith and Russell Westbrook, get hammered with questions from some pompous British douchebag about taxes. Of course this was from the totally unbiased Fox News.

Caps Season Starts Friday

"Everybody makes mistakes in thier lifetime, and they made one last year! "

Friday, October 1, 2010

Black Boo of Mambo Sauce Takes Over for Chris Paul, Does Redskins Rap Remixes

Local radio personality Chris Paul (not the guy on the Hornets) used to do little Redskins rap songs to the tune of current popular rap songs. Well Black Boo of DC's own Mambo Sauce took over and here's this weeks. Below that is Week 1 and 3.






Thursday, September 23, 2010

This Looks Amazing...

too bad it's a commercial instead of a new HBO show. There is no dialogue in this video at all, yet HBO needs to come up with a screenwriter.

It's about a homeless guy that scrounges up for money so he can pay for his training in the boxing ring. Some LA script writer has to see this commercial and come up with something right? I'd watch.

The song is called "I Still Have a Soul"

From Your Awkward Files: Chris Johnson and Faith Hill Go Out to Lunch

Old but New to Me Stupid News Story

"Clean all the Weiner Poopie"

This Might be the Worst Person in All of the United States

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

One More Steve Porter Vid

Yeah this is old, but I'm back to being bored at work and have free time. I know we just passed week 2 of the NFL season, but here is Steve Porter's "You Play to Win the Game Remix"

DJ Steve Porter's Community Trailer

You might of heard DJ Steve Porter's youtube tracks when he did Press Hop 1 or 2. Or even the Slapchop commerical remix. Well he just did a track for the new upcoming season of one of my favorite shows, "Community." Season 1 DVD just came out and if you haven't seen Community, it's definitely worth checking out. The cast includes The Soup's Joel Mchale, all around talent Donald Glover, the underrated Danni Pudi, a top 5 Dro Report personal favorite Alison Brie (who I've mentioned many times before that she's a personal favorite) and comedic vet Chevy Chase among many others.

Here's his trailer remix below.



Also included, his first remix of Troy and Abed's "La Biblioteca"

New Conan Promo

Fall TV premiere week is here and here's a quick promo of Conan's new show on TBS. Not included: The masterbating bear.

Yeah I've Been Slouching...

Because I was on vacation for two weeks and had to catch up for work and now my new place won't have internet and TV until Friday (I think).

So my first comeback clip is good ole Zack Morris stealing Kevin Arnold's crush. But everyone always knows, Zack Morris always wins. (Except when that douchebag Jeff stole Kelly from Zack when he started working at the Maxx only for Zack and crew to find him cheating on Kelly with USC college chicks)

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

At Bat Music Prank

According to Deadspin, Diamondbacks first basemen Adam LaRoche had Kelly Johnson's at bat music changed to "It's Raining Men." I like a good prank when I see it and thought this was funny.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

The Trailer to Season 2 of The League

I enjoyed The League. It was a solid show following Always Sunny. Here's the new trailer for season 2.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Videos From the Motherland

Well, I just saw this video of 4 Filipinos reacting to the top 15 finalists for the Miss Universe padgent. After the Philippines was announced, this is what occured.



I am just ashamed and speechless. That guys voice is so high, it's deafening. And over Miss Universe? Imagine if Miss Philippines actually won the damn thing.

Well, to make myself feel better and more manly, here are all the knockouts by the baddest flip on the planet, Manny Pacquaio



Tuesday, August 24, 2010

3rd Album - Childish Gambino - Culdusac

The 3rd album I can't stop listening to this month is Childish Gambino's Culdesac. I'm pretty sure most if not all of you have not even heard of him. If I told you his real name is Donald Glover, then maybe a few of you would know. If I told you he was the black guy from "Community" then maybe most of you would know who I'm talking about. Anyway, I came across this article from the LA Times about him and his success with writing for Tina Fey on "30 Rock," along with his "Community" success (which along with "Modern Family," the best two new comedies that debuted last year) and his up and coming stand-up comedian career.

In this article, it describes how he wanted to try rapping and his fellow co-stars Gillian Jacobs and Alison Brie (one of my personal faves) persuaded him to pursue it and he did. He released a couple of mix tapes early this year and last year but I decided to download his new album Culdesac. Glover, uh Childish Gambino, uses clever lyrics over some sweet beats and I can go through the whole album without skipping a song. I think it blends in and flows very well. Sure his voice is a little whiny or high pitched, but I think the overall word play and easy to nod beats are good enough to over come it.

You can download or stream all of Culdesac here.

A review of Culdesac - Here

His blog is here: http://www.iamdonald.com/


Some Recommended Songs (but all of them are pretty good from beginning to end):





Also, he got the name Childish Gambino by plugging his name into the Wu-Tang Name Generator. Try it yourself.

Sincerely,

Tha Winged Cow

3 Albums I Cant Stop Listening To This Past Month...First Album Wale's More About Nothing

Released on the 3rd, this is Wale's is follow up mixtape to his first mixtape, Mixtape About Nothing and first studio album, Attention Deficit. You can download it here.

If you want to just give it a listen on Youtube, you can steam it here: http://www.youtube.com/user/Officialwale

Recommended Songs:



John Legend & the Roots First Single

John Legend and the Roots have collaborated before but they are releasing a whole album together on September 21st. Here is the new video from their single, "Wake Up."



Yes, very uplifting. I'm a John Legend fan. He's smooth and chicks love him. I remember seeing him perform and every girl had glossy eyes that you see in those cheesy high school flicks. I'm hoping this is a good album and hope he has at least one or two faster paced songs like my favorite John Legend song, Green Light. Him and Andre 3000 together. A combo of swag, bravado and overall smoothness. Tell me you wouldn't want to go to this party and I'd call you a lair.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Cromartie Lists Kids

I'm sure you saw this on Hard Knocks last night or every blog that is up there but here is Jets Cornerback Antonio Cromartie listing all his children. 3 3-year olds! Cromartie did work.

Bull Enters Stands, Panic Ensues

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

More Dancing with Wall, Cousins and Gallon

Yesterday most of the NBA rookies took their NBA rookie shoot. I guess photo shoots can take long so they all had to entertain themselves. Here rookies Tiny Gallon, Demarcus "Boogie" Collins and John Wall get down to "Teach Me How to Dougie" to pass the time. Look at Demarcus' moves. Big man can get down. Guess that's why he was picked so high.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

The Dro Report Presents...Locker Room Dancing

Hard Knocks new season debuted last Wednesday. So I was browsing through old clips and here is Safety Bernard Pollard showing how Fort Wayne does it.



Then I discovered this video of Jaguar Rookie Linebacker Kyle Bosworth (nephew of NFL Bust Brian Bosworth) winning a dance-off against a fellow teammate.


I love the reaction of the teammates in both videos, it's like I'm at the And 1 tour in Rucker Park.

Friday, August 13, 2010

The Redskins Found Themselves a Punt Returner

Brandon Banks. 5 ft 7 in. 142 lbs. 4.43 40 speed. John Wall Dancer. New Redskins Punt Returner.

It's Friday. Get Out of Your House and Have Fun Like These People.

Things I Can't Wait to See: the Always Sunny Halloween Episode

Dennis as Luigi. Charlie as the Phantom of the Opera. Frank as Spider-Man. Dee knocked up. Sept 16th can't come soon enough.

11 Year Old Kid Breaks Arm Running to 3rd Base

Easy enough. Kid runs to 3rd base, picks it up and runs back to left field. Easy enough. Instead he stumbles and breaks his arm in front of 30,000 people. Give Beecher credit, he tried to walk it off.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Rex Ryan Makes Me Want to Root for the Jets

It's 2008. Gibbs retires. The Redskins need a head coach. After going through countless of candidates, we go with Jim Zorn. He had ZERO coaching experience. Not even one year of being an offensive coordinator. We settle with Zorn and after a half year of positive results, it goes to shit as the team unravels with a lack of discipline, talent and eventually becomes an overall embarrassment. One coach who we didn't not interview was Rex Ryan. His defense was a monster in Baltimore. He was around football all his life with his dad Buddy Ryan leading the way. At the time, the Skins defense was good but the Danny wanted more offense. It's too bad because with his hire of an "offensive guy" he sacrificed discipline, swagger, bravado and charisma. The "intangibles" of being a head coach. You can be a great X and O's guy but if you don't have the belief of the team, you already have lost. (See Lions, Detroit game last year). Look at this clip from yesterday's show. To put it in Rex's terms, I'd run through a fucking brick wall for that guy.





Note: I still love the Skins and am glad we hired Shanahan.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Guy Gets Hit by Ice Cream Truck

Yeah yeah yeah, you probably seen this. But have you seen it with the Inception music in the background? Yeah probably not yet. Well maybe no. The music makes it more enjoyable.


Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Foul Ball Hit Towards Couple, Boyfriend Bails

Out in Houston, a foul ball gets hit towards this couple. The boyfriend sees the ball coming and saves his girlfriend by getting in front of the ball. Well that's how he envisioned it. Instead he completely wimped out and bailed and the girl gets hit by the foul ball. Who said chivalry was dead?

Thursday, August 5, 2010

The Roots feat. John Legend - Fire

This video finally came out and I forgot to put it up so here it is.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

A Great Moment in Jumbotron Mixup

Stolen from Drew Magary's funbag in deadspin, I have an email and a video of the explanation.

Jeremy:

I'm a season ticket holder of the Spokane Shock, an Arena Football League team. I know, save the arena football season ticket holder jokes for after my story.

Well I was at one of the games in April with my brother and decided to head up to the concourse to get myself a tasty beverage. Heading up the stairs, I heard the announcer announce my section over the P.A. I stopped in the middle of the stairs and looked at the jumbotron, and saw myself standing there on camera. So I did the only logical thing I could think of and danced for the camera and all the cheering fans around the stadium.

So I'm dancing, the cheers are getting louder, and I'm loving all this camera attention. Eventually, I start to wonder why the camera is staying on me for so long, so I take a closer look at the jumbotron. Behind me, on his knee, is a dude proposing to his girlfriend. Immediately, I shamefully turn and head quickly up the stairs. Most people didn't even know what was going on until I got out of the way. A couple days after the game, one of my coworkers found this video on Youtube.

Apparently, they had some friends at the game on the other side of the arena taping the whole thing on the jumbotron. I felt like the biggest douchebag, so I had to contact them on Youtube and apologize. They were cool about it, but for some reason I haven't received an invitation to the wedding. Here's the video.



I can't stop laughing at the guy dancing and the moment he realizes the video is not him and hightails the F out of there. I don't know pretty funny, right? Right? It is. Maybe it's more funny because it's 3:18 on a Wednesday afternoon in my office.

Monday, August 2, 2010

Colt Brennan Cut, Life Goes On.

3rd String QB and fan favorite Colt Brennan was cut today. I think Skins fans liked him because a) the 2 preseason games in 2008 that he played well b) he was boys with Cooley which made chicks like him and c) he was popular in college when he led Hawaii to the Sugar Bowl. In college, he was kicked out of Colorado for rape (alleged!) and transferred to Hawaii where he kicked ass. I remember the one game he played against Washington where Hawaii was down 28 or so and scored 28 unanswered to win. That and the Sean Taylor tribute. Reading reports that he lost arm strength, Colt is probably done at the NFL level, maybe he can stick around and be Cooley's blogger or Yes man.

Of Course Someone Auto-Tuned Antoine Dodson

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Tim Lincecum is a Dreamboat

From Terez Owens...

A girl at the Giants game lost her kiss virginity…she meets Giants ace pitcher Tim Lincecum for the second time, but this time he kisses her…and it’s her first kiss ever..in the background you could hear a dude say..” I didn’t get a kiss” Oh yea.. he also signed a baseball for her little brother..What a great guy..




Monday, July 26, 2010

New Machete Trailer Looks Awesome!!!!!!

So with Comic Con last weekend comes all these new trailers to new shows and movies. IGN released a Red-band trailer (NSFW) of Machete and it looks awesome. Hurry up and get here fall, I'm tired of shitty TV, pre-season football and temperature over 100 degrees.

Dexter Season 5 Trailer

Earlier I posted a trailer for the new Always Sunny in Philly season. Here is the trailer for the new season of Dexter. Now that 24, the Wire and Lost are all over, this is now my favorite drama on television. The trailer for this season got me excited for fall. Well more excited along with Always Sunny, Football season and well, football season.

DO NOT WATCH THIS IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN SEASON 4.

Cudi at BAPE NYC

Fast forward to 1:35 for performance

Always Sunny Season 6 Trailer - Auto tuned

It's middle of Summer, I'm bored at work and it's only 10:30 AM on a Monday morning. I came across this minute snippet of the new Always Sunny in Philadelphia to help me get through probably a long day. Thursday, September 16th peoples.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Found Vid...Audience's Reaction

You may have read this blog entry about the audience's reaction to M. Night Shaymalan's new flick. Here's the video that NBC Universal tried to block.


Audience reacts to "Devil" trailer
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So Painful to Watch...the Worst Soccer Interview of All Time

Thierry Henry, one of the greatest soccer players of all time has left Europe to come to America and play in New York. He was interviewed by these two clowns from Fox 5 NY who obviously didn't conduct ANY research before this interview. It was an awkward train wreck from the beginning. Literally, the first statement the woman makes is telling Henry that he had just won the World Cup. I'm not sure what was worse, telling him he had just won the World Cup after France was ridiculed for being, well France, or asking when the season starts even though the team he's joining are in the middle of their season. They also go on to ask him how he's going to promote soccer here in the States, if he came here because Europe was too racist and made fun of how soccer doesn't score enough. The interview was so awkward and unprofessional, nevertheless Henry remains composed and calm answering these dumbass questions. These two clowns are the worst. I know soccer is not big here like it is overseas, but show the man some respect with some research and some intelligent questions. I mean, he is one of the best to play the game.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Do You Know How to Dougie?

Big Baby Davis will teach you how to.



Some bonus moves for all you dancing studs.

The Stanky Leg



and of course, how to Crank That.

Live TV + This Clown + Skateboard =

These Girls are Haaaaaaaaaaaaard

Monday, July 19, 2010

Operation: Endgame Trailer

Operation: Endgame, a direct to DVD action-comedy. Here's the trailer. It's not bad, but I'm more impressed with the cast. Rob Corddery, Zack Gilifianakis, Ellen Barkin, Maggie Q, Adam Scott, Claire from Lost and Marcellus Wallace. Not bad for a straight to DVD flick.



Could be worse...Like the Happening.

New M. Night Shyamalan Movie!


So if you saw Inception this weekend (I did, it was sweet, go see it, have I mentioned this before?), then chances are you saw the trailer for M. Night Shyamalan's new movie called Devil. It's about 5 people that get stuck on an elevator and one of them by chance is the devil. Blah blah who cares.

Anyways, a Film Drunk follower recorded the trailer at the midnight showing and captured the audience's reaction. In his words:

Anyway, FilmDrunkard Patrick was at a screening of Inception recently and filmed the audience’s reaction to the Devil trailer that played before it. Their response to “From the mind of M. Night Shyamalan” bit at the 15-second mark is priceless.

Hahahaha. F you Shaymalan. Your movies all blow except for two of them and now everyone has caught on and realizes you suck. The video of the reaction was on youtube but of course Universal Pictures blocked it to save their own asses. Below is the actual trailer, which should be good since "The Last Airbender" was Shyamalan's rebound flick. Oh wait, that got killed in movie reviews too. Anyways, I saw the reactions before the youtube vid got pulled. It was hilarious. Just imagine the loud groans in the audience when his name pops up (2:03 mark). I'll try to find an actual vid of the audience's reaction, I know it's somewhere out there.

Side note, that guy in the suit is married to Christina Hendricks. Yeah I don't get it either. (Call me Lindsay).




from film drunk

LiLo is Back!



I saw Inception this weekend and it was pretty sweet. Yeah yeah two and a half hours long but I didn't look at my watch once. That's how good it was. So today I looked at a few movie blogs and trailers to find some good flicks on the horizon. Well, there's Machete which comes out on September 8th. By then LiLo will be out of jail after serving her "90 day prison sentence" which actually starts tomorrow. The trailer looks sweet for Machete along with the movie posters and more importantly, Complex's new cover model. Lindsay is back, baby! Granted she just turned an "old" 24, but whatever. Keep them coming LiLo. Your annoyingly crazy ass needs to make a comeback and hopefully your role in as The Sister will do that when you are freshly out of the gray bar hotel. Chin up Lindsay, you got million of dollars in debt to pay off, a gay DJ girlfriend to shrug off and a pair of psycho parents to deal with. Frankly, you probably had no chance. Let's hope that new Deep Throat remake does well. Call me!

LiLo Complex's story here






Thursday, July 15, 2010

Germans Celebrating 3rd Place

Ohhhhh Ze Germans. Act like you've been there before. Oh yeah, and buckle up.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Lego Reenactment of the WC Final

Yes these have been done for every game, but I miss the World Cup and this Legos reenactment might actually be more entertaining then the game itself. De Jong's jump kick and Inesta's shirtless celebration included.