NBA Free Agency Guesses

Lebron: Bulls or two year deal with Cleveland, then bolts to the Brooklyn Nets

D-Wade: Heat

Bosh: Bulls

Amar'e: Knicks

Joe Johnson: Knicks

Dirk: Mavs

Pierce: Celtics

Boozer: Heat

David Lee: Nets

Rudy Gay: Nets

Shaq: Mavs

Ray Allen: Celtics

Louis CK's New TV Show Debuts Tonight on FX

What to watch tonight? Hilarious comedian Louis CK's new sitcom debuts on FX at 11 tonight. If you don't know who he is, well he's hilarious. He's up there right now with Aziz Ansari and Daniel Tosh as the best comedians, in my opinion. Respected TV critic Alan Sepin gave it a "painfully funny" review, NY Mag had an interview with him right before his sitcom debut and here are a few youtube skits of his standup. Watch it. Laugh out loud. And then watch his show tonight.

Tosh Gets Iced

Bros Icing Bros quickly jumped the shark and the world is better for it. I approve Daniel Tosh.

Dog Vs. Vuvuzela

I turn 26th next month and I still laughed. I laughed pretty loud actually. Oh the life of a dog.

Welcome to DC, John Wall Part II

/just lost my breath watching McNabb, Fred Davis, Strasburg, Adam Dunn and Ovechkin all doing the John Wall dance.

//breathing heavy into a brown paper bag

Drake Ft Jimmy Kimmel - Tweet Tweet

New Tattoo Idea?

You got your Human Centipede neckless? Now you can get your foot tat!



Bonus: Human Centipede Cat Toy!

Coast to Coast Chills

Call me a hater, but sometimes I think the USA USA USA chant is kind of douchey. But in this case, it's not, because it's not forced. Spontaneity of pure raw (drunk) emotion. US blowing chance after chance for that elusive goal but to finally come through at the end was something rare. The US is usually dominant in sports but in 2010 we've been treated to two of our teams reaching success in sports that we are not usually dominant in. USA hockey making it all the way to the Gold Medal Game (F you Crosby) and the US advancing to the 2nd round in amazing fashion. Here's a youtube video I came across of all the reactions after Landycakes' goal in the 91st minute.

Trevor Booker to the Wiz

Uh dunks over two Duke douchebags. I approve.

Welcome to DC, John Wall

Usually it's throwback Thursday, but the Wizards drafted stud to be John Wall. Welcome to DC, John Wall.

Amazing

USA - Algeria Tomorrow

Critical game for the US. Like Al Davis, Just Win Baby. That's all they need to do against Algeria, arguably one of the worst teams in the cup. Don't make it hard on yourself. Just stay in control, score a few goals and put Algeria out of their misery.

Rock. Flag. EAGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Music Video Friday

It's the weekend and it's summer so go grab some cocktails and hit up a pool party. John Legend - Green Light

Vuvuzela Guy!

Vuvuzelas! Embrace culture clowns.

Not a Bad Week for DC Hype

John Wall, who was in DC working out for the Wizards today.



Stephen Strasburg, exceeding the hype (for now)

/go away jinx.

Vuvuzela Time!

If you're not a vuvuzela hater like me (embrace culture clowns), then you can view the Dro Report just like you are at the South Africa World Cup here!

http://www.vuvuzela-time.co.uk/www.thedroreport.blogspot.com



Zidane doesn't approve of the vuvuzela.

Throwback Thursday Music Video

Pharcyde - Passin' Me By

SoKo got Messi'd

Well this morning I woke up extra early for the South Korea-Argentina match. As tempting as it was to go to Korean BBQ at 7 am, it was a little too early for me. The match wound up being 4-1 Argentina with a hat trick from Argentinean Striker, Gonzalo Higuain. Lionel Messi was a beast though, creating opportunities, setting up plays and assisting on goals including his free kick that was mishandled leading to a SoKo own goal. It's ok Korea, all of Spain, Europe for that matter have all been Messi'd. You have to respect Messi. Not only is he an all world talent, he's doing it at my height. He's like me out there but with a tiny bit more skill.

Other Messi tidbits.

His WAG




His Crush that he's referring to here: "I don't know if Cheryl is going to want to support England. She might be a bit anti-England players at the moment. If she is looking for a new nation to follow at the World Cup, she should look no further than Argentina. We play the prettiest football, have the prettiest players, and Argentinian men also know how to treat their women. She would of course have to do the Tango. I don't think there would be a shortage of Argentinian players willing to help teach her."

And his 47 goals from last season.

The Wang is Loose in South Africa

The Wang is currently in South Africa for the World Cup. He went to Denmark-Netherlands yesterday. If you don't know him, he is a disaster. Gets drunk, makes dumb decisions and passes out in random places. Last time he was in DC, we all went out, got drunk, ate at Bistro Francais and left. That night we went to Scion Restuarant, where he kept on playing "Meet Me Halfway"by the Black Eyed Peas back when it just came out. I wake up the next morning to a text that says, "I woke up at Bistro Francais." and "meet me halfway." At that point I was thinking no way I'm picking him up, just take a freaking cab Wang. Then it occurred to me that he slept IN the restaurant. He woke up and spooked the staff cause they thought he was a robber but in reality they locked him in a storage closet.

So beware South Africa, the Wang is on the loose. So in honor of him, here is Meet Me Halfway by Black Eyed Peas.

Robert Green has been here before.

Robert Green is still catching flack for the softy he let in. Maybe he was distracted. Like breaking up with your WAG a few weeks before the tourney started.



Or maybe because well, he's prone to make mistakes.

Either way, Robert Green, we salute you.

Music Video Monday

So last night's Lakers - Celtics game was quite entertaining. Kobe going for 19 straight in the 3rd and Paul Pierce abusing anyone that would check him.

So here's Drake's Best I Ever Had baseketball theme music vid. Nice Drake, nice.

England - USA aftermath

Robert Green = England Bill Buckner.



Katy Perry, a dress divided.

Oh yeah, they tied 1-1. I think that covers it.

Some Bling for Your Significant Other

What says love like a Human Centipede neckless. Three times the person, three times the love. Happy Friday.

It's Friday

It's finally Friday so here's a video for you to get your weekend jump started. Throw up that diamond.

Jay-Z - Roc Boys.

Bravo Dodge Bravo.

England - USA tomorrow. This got me pumped. I usually hate American cars but this was done well. Well done Dodge, well done.

Throwback Thursday Music Video

Thursday will now be Throwback Thursday here on the Dro Report. It will feature music videos from back in the day. So naturally, here is Ahmad - Back in the day.

13 Year Old Girl Drops the C-bomb

Some girl on the Today show dropped the word, not once but twice! OMG!!! In other news, "Meh meh meh, meh meh meh meh meh, meh meh"

DJ Khaled - All I Do is Win

Maybe it's the Strasburg affect. Maybe it's the annoyingly catchy hook. Maybe it's because T-Pain and DJ Khaled are clowns. Well not maybe, they're definitely clowns. In any matter it's only Wednesday and I feel like this is the longest day ever so here's his music video. Just remember to put your HANDS UP, and they stay there, and they stay there and they stay there.......

Strasburg's 14 K's in Video Form

You knew this was coming, let the hype machine begin followed by a DC failure/collapse.



In case youtube link fails.

Strasburg strikes out 14 in MLB debut from Kevin Reiss on Vimeo.

Not Going to South Africa for the World Cup? Take Your Tour Here.

Here's a google earth video on all the World Cup Stadiums in South Africa. Looks amazing. My favorite stadium is probably the last one shown, but they all look fantastic. Only 2 days away peoples.

More Reason for LeBron to Leave Cleveland

Josh Cribbs is an idiot. He's pleading Lebron to stay when he could of left the Browns. Who the hell would want to stay in Cleveland let alone the Browns. The Witnessmobile is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. I hope Lebron LeGetstheHellOutofTown. See what I did there?*



*I combined Lebron's name with the phrase "get the hell out of town"

Music Video of the Day

So I know I've been lacking on the blogging, sorry I've looking for a place to live and been on a mini vacation lately, so I had to attend to my "actual" job. So for quick entertainment, I'm posting a music video every day. It should be completely random. What ever I'm vibing, or maybe I'm watching MTV Jams while I'm blogging, whatever.

Today Alicia Keys - Unthinkable. (I'm Ready)

For the fellas, Alicia Keys, for the gays/ladies, Chad Mike Murray. White guys going after Black chicks, the tables have turned!

Entourage Trailer...Meh

Season 7 trailer of Entourage came out. Season 7. I'm guessing it's the same thing. There are hot girls, Ari is witty, Lloyd is gay, Drama is naive, Turtle gets high and Eric and Vince find trouble with Vince's career, but eventually solve it and prosper. Yeah that's exactly what I see when I viewed this trailer. Meh.

Merry Stras-Mas

Much hyped Stephen Strasburg debuts for the Nats tonight. Hopefully this is the start of something great.

Drunk at 6 AM in Dallas

This broad

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It's Ok to be Gay in French McDonalds

Here's a McDonalds ad that's in France which is trying to appeal to the overwhelming gay French population. The end of the commercial reads, "come as you are" but the ad has the kid being scared to come out to his dad who says he was a real ladies man growing up. Little does he know his son probably had a field day in his all boy school. Sacrebleu!