Well this is a new one. This blanket is supposed to "completely and quickly absorb" farts with the same odor-absorbing fabric that the military uses. "Originally developed for use against chemical weapons." Count me as sold!
Come on, really? Why is it that the male is the one that farts? Chicks fart too. But when they fart, it smells like flowers, obviously. Flowers leads to pollen. Pollen leads to congestion, itchy eyes and sneezes. Sneezes wake me up. Consider me a new customer.
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