Monday, May 10, 2010

Annual Maxim Hot 100 List

I remember when Maxim used to be relevant. Or was that the SI swimsuit? Either way, they have both pretty much jumped the shark. But like any sucker, I'm a fan of lists so here's Maxim's Top 100 and my humble opinion.

Overrated or Rated too high:

  • Katy Perry (#1, not quite. I can see top 100 but #1, come on now.)
  • Christina Aguilera (This ain't 2002)
  • Hilary Duff (used to think hot, but hmay ruined her for me with her fat arms)
  • Danica Patrick (can accept her on top 100, I guess, but not top 25)
  • J Love Hewitt (meh in the past, meh right now)
  • Anna Faris at 42, not feeling it
  • Stephanie Pratt (Really?)
  • Britney (how the mighty have fallen)
  • Ke$ha (haha. i'm guessing Gaga just missed the list at 101)
  • Rebecca Mader (wrong Lost girl, Maxim)
Should be ranked higher or Underrated:
  • Alison Brie. (She likes to try to convert her gay friends straight, come on!)
  • Keeley Hazell (I like English chicks)
  • Annalynne McCord (you watch any show/movie where they are favorable, this will impact your opinion...see her in Nip/tuck)
  • Mila Kunis (same thing with Forgetting Sarah Marshall, or any other movie she's in for that matter)
  • Alessandra Ambriosio (yeah VS model. should be higher)
  • Olivia Wilde should be higher (splitting hairs when you go into top 10 really)
Notables that should be on the list:
  • Evangeline Lilly (the right Lost girl)
  • Christina Hendricks (maxim with a F you to Esquire's #1)
  • Amanda Seyfried (figured with all her lame movies, she'd be on the list)
  • Diora Baird (seems like she's always on these lists but no one knows her)
  • Isla Fisher (British, funny, semi-ginger)
  • Sienna Miller (personal fave)
  • Lohan (how the mighty have fallen, indeed)

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