Antoine Dodson Will Have Your Back

Man U > MLS

Drunk Guy Tries to Put on Shorts as a Shirt

Philly Fan Vomits...Part 2

Another Happy Birthday to...Jessie Spano

Happy Birthday to Soulja Boy Tellem!

Tim Lincecum is a Dreamboat

From Terez Owens...

A girl at the Giants game lost her kiss virginity…she meets Giants ace pitcher Tim Lincecum for the second time, but this time he kisses her…and it’s her first kiss ever..in the background you could hear a dude say..” I didn’t get a kiss” Oh yea.. he also signed a baseball for her little brother..What a great guy..

New Machete Trailer Looks Awesome!!!!!!

So with Comic Con last weekend comes all these new trailers to new shows and movies. IGN released a Red-band trailer (NSFW) of Machete and it looks awesome. Hurry up and get here fall, I'm tired of shitty TV, pre-season football and temperature over 100 degrees.

Dexter Season 5 Trailer

Earlier I posted a trailer for the new Always Sunny in Philly season. Here is the trailer for the new season of Dexter. Now that 24, the Wire and Lost are all over, this is now my favorite drama on television. The trailer for this season got me excited for fall. Well more excited along with Always Sunny, Football season and well, football season.

DO NOT WATCH THIS IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN SEASON 4.

Cudi at BAPE NYC

Fast forward to 1:35 for performance

Always Sunny Season 6 Trailer - Auto tuned

It's middle of Summer, I'm bored at work and it's only 10:30 AM on a Monday morning. I came across this minute snippet of the new Always Sunny in Philadelphia to help me get through probably a long day. Thursday, September 16th peoples.

Found Vid...Audience's Reaction

You may have read this blog entry about the audience's reaction to M. Night Shaymalan's new flick. Here's the video that NBC Universal tried to block.


Audience reacts to "Devil" trailer
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So Painful to Watch...the Worst Soccer Interview of All Time

Thierry Henry, one of the greatest soccer players of all time has left Europe to come to America and play in New York. He was interviewed by these two clowns from Fox 5 NY who obviously didn't conduct ANY research before this interview. It was an awkward train wreck from the beginning. Literally, the first statement the woman makes is telling Henry that he had just won the World Cup. I'm not sure what was worse, telling him he had just won the World Cup after France was ridiculed for being, well France, or asking when the season starts even though the team he's joining are in the middle of their season. They also go on to ask him how he's going to promote soccer here in the States, if he came here because Europe was too racist and made fun of how soccer doesn't score enough. The interview was so awkward and unprofessional, nevertheless Henry remains composed and calm answering these dumbass questions. These two clowns are the worst. I know soccer is not big here like it is overseas, but show the man some respect with some research and some intelligent questions. I mean, he is one of the best to play the game.

Do You Know How to Dougie?

Big Baby Davis will teach you how to.



Some bonus moves for all you dancing studs.

The Stanky Leg



and of course, how to Crank That.

Live TV + This Clown + Skateboard =

These Girls are Haaaaaaaaaaaaard

Operation: Endgame Trailer

Operation: Endgame, a direct to DVD action-comedy. Here's the trailer. It's not bad, but I'm more impressed with the cast. Rob Corddery, Zack Gilifianakis, Ellen Barkin, Maggie Q, Adam Scott, Claire from Lost and Marcellus Wallace. Not bad for a straight to DVD flick.



Could be worse...Like the Happening.

New M. Night Shyamalan Movie!

So if you saw Inception this weekend (I did, it was sweet, go see it, have I mentioned this before?), then chances are you saw the trailer for M. Night Shyamalan's new movie called Devil. It's about 5 people that get stuck on an elevator and one of them by chance is the devil. Blah blah who cares.

Anyways, a Film Drunk follower recorded the trailer at the midnight showing and captured the audience's reaction. In his words:

Anyway, FilmDrunkard Patrick was at a screening of Inception recently and filmed the audience’s reaction to the Devil trailer that played before it. Their response to “From the mind of M. Night Shyamalan” bit at the 15-second mark is priceless.

Hahahaha. F you Shaymalan. Your movies all blow except for two of them and now everyone has caught on and realizes you suck. The video of the reaction was on youtube but of course Universal Pictures blocked it to save their own asses. Below is the actual trailer, which should be good since "The Last Airbender" was Shyamalan's rebound flick. Oh wait, that got killed in movie reviews too. Anyways, I saw the reactions before the youtube vid got pulled. It was hilarious. Just imagine the loud groans in the audience when his name pops up (2:03 mark). I'll try to find an actual vid of the audience's reaction, I know it's somewhere out there.

Side note, that guy in the suit is married to Christina Hendricks. Yeah I don't get it either. (Call me Lindsay).




from film drunk

LiLo is Back!

I saw Inception this weekend and it was pretty sweet. Yeah yeah two and a half hours long but I didn't look at my watch once. That's how good it was. So today I looked at a few movie blogs and trailers to find some good flicks on the horizon. Well, there's Machete which comes out on September 8th. By then LiLo will be out of jail after serving her "90 day prison sentence" which actually starts tomorrow. The trailer looks sweet for Machete along with the movie posters and more importantly, Complex's new cover model. Lindsay is back, baby! Granted she just turned an "old" 24, but whatever. Keep them coming LiLo. Your annoyingly crazy ass needs to make a comeback and hopefully your role in as The Sister will do that when you are freshly out of the gray bar hotel. Chin up Lindsay, you got million of dollars in debt to pay off, a gay DJ girlfriend to shrug off and a pair of psycho parents to deal with. Frankly, you probably had no chance. Let's hope that new Deep Throat remake does well. Call me!

LiLo Complex's story here

Germans Celebrating 3rd Place

Ohhhhh Ze Germans. Act like you've been there before. Oh yeah, and buckle up.

Lego Reenactment of the WC Final

Yes these have been done for every game, but I miss the World Cup and this Legos reenactment might actually be more entertaining then the game itself. De Jong's jump kick and Inesta's shirtless celebration included.

Consequence feat. Styles P - Don't Stand So Close

Anything that samples the Police, I'm buying. (See Cam'ron - What Mean the World to you)

Remember Mesut Ozil in 2014

The World Cup is Over

The World Cup is sadly over. Which means...




R U in?!

J-Wall's Summer League Debut

Silky smooooooth.

Dan Lebatard of Miami Radio with is Lebron Reaction

Pretty funny.

Music video of the day

Kanye - Heartless

Will have a blog about Lebron when I have time. Quick thoughts were heartless, gutless, cowardly, ruthless, hilarious and hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

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FREE LINDSAY!

Socialite and 2007 Maxim #1 Lindsay Lohan was sentenced for 90 days in jail for violating her probation and basically not showing up for her court order.

The first video is her babbling and crying before the judge's sentence. She seems like she's forgets her lines and about a minute in, she cries on cue, probably to stall so she can try to remember what she was going to say. The lawyer asks for a moment and the judge grants it. The judge seems like she's all business, which explains the 90 day sentence. She babbles for 3 minutes until she hears her fate.



The second video shows the judge's sentence. Best part is 42 seconds in when Lindsay all of a sudden gets it. You can literally see her think, "I'm fucked." Lindsay stares at her lawyer like she's seen a ghost as the judge says in plain man's terms, I don't believe your bullshit. As the sentencing continues, she has no where to run, no where to hide and has to accept her fate. 90 days is no joke. That's a long time. You could play Three World Cups in 90 days!



Well Lindsay, maybe jail will help your career. Look what it did for Paris. (What did it do...wasn't she only in jail for like 3 days?) Um, look what it did for Gaga.

Louie - the Poker Scene

If you haven't seen Louie, here is the poker scene that everyone's been talking about. By everyone I mean a few TV people and some friends of mine that watched the premiere. Remember people 11 oclock on Tuesdays on FX.

Bleed Orange

Uruguay-Netherlands is tomorrow for the first Semifinal of the World Cup. I'm partial to cheering for Holland because I have friends and family that are from and live there. I could only imagine Amsterdam if they win tomorrow and the whole thing. If you need some help choosing a team, watch this Nike ad that will get you pumped for tomorrow's match. Hup Holland Hup!

Lebron in Cleveland

Here's Cleveland's pitch to Lebron. Oh man this will be so cruel when Lebron plays for another eastern rival next year. No way he stays in Cleveland, right?

Chad Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch

I've sat through (awesomely) bad VH1 reality shows like Bret Michaels' Rock of Love. I watched the TO show. So naturally, it's Chad Ochocinco's turn in his place in reality love. He has 85 ladies vying for his heart in a bracket. The trailer looks entertaining, unintentionally funny and a cameo from T. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. It's safe to say maybe 80 of the 85 chicks on this show just want to be famous or hook up with anyone but who am I to judge, they are the ones providing the entertainment.

VH1 TV Shows | Music Videos | Celebrity Photos | News & Gossip

Throw Back Thursday Music Vid

Ice Cube feat. The Roots - Straight Outta Compton

Even Cube dressed like he was still part of NWA. Yeah yeah!

I'm in Miami Bitch (times 50)

Jersey Shore Trailer. Season 2. Shit like this makes me feel angry but haters got to hate. People like me need the Duke Blue Devils, the Dallas Cowboys, the New York Yankees. But like everyone else, I know I'll cave and watch because these people are ridiculous and need to be mocked. Why oh why won't they go away? Oh because they are getting paid to be ridiculed on Mtv every week. At least bros icing bros went away, so hopefully this is following them out the door.

MTV Shows

100 Greatest Movie Insults

0’00 – Roxanne, Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Gleaming the Cube, The Princess Bride, A Fish Called Wanda, Star Wars, The Wizard of Oz, Casino, Three Amigos, A Clockwork Orange

1’05 – Dolemite, Glengarry Glen Ross, Bad Santa, The Witches of Eastwick, The Big Lebowski, In Bruges, Full Metal Jacket, There Will Be Blood

2’05 – Toy Story, Casablanca, Encino Man, The Women, Predator, Army of Darkness, They Live, Uncle Buck, Big Trouble in Little China, New Jack City, Billy Madison

3’00 – Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Departed, Carlito’s Way, In the Loop, Glengarry Glen Ross, Stand By Me, Grosse Pointe Blank, Duck Soup, Caddyshack, Planes Trains & Automobiles

4’00 – South Park, Napoleon Dynamite, Mean Girls, The Breakfast Club, As Good as It Gets, The 6th Day, Step Brothers, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Full Metal Jacket, City Slickers, Road House, True Grit, Shot Circuit

5’00 – Raging Bull, The Usual Suspects, Snatch, Caddyshack, The Last Boy Scout, Ghostbusters, The Sandlot, As Good as It Gets

6’00 – 48 Hrs, In Bruges, Silver Streak, Glengarry Glen Ross, A Fish Called Wanda, Goodfellas, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, The Mist, Trading Places

7’00 – The Warriors, Point Break, Gangs of New York, Reservoir Dogs, The Breakfast Club, The Cowboys, Full Metal Jacket, Dodgeball, Donnie Darko, Scarface, The Good the Bad and the Ugly

8’00 – Anchorman, Tropic Thunder, Sexy Beast, In the Loop, Get Shorty, Blazing Saddles, The Way of the Gun, Blade: Trinity, Clerks, The Boondock Saints, The Exorcist, What About Bob?, Weird Science

9’00 – Con Air, True Romance, In the Loop, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Lake Placid, The Front, Gone with the Wind