LiLo is Back!

I saw Inception this weekend and it was pretty sweet. Yeah yeah two and a half hours long but I didn't look at my watch once. That's how good it was. So today I looked at a few movie blogs and trailers to find some good flicks on the horizon. Well, there's Machete which comes out on September 8th. By then LiLo will be out of jail after serving her "90 day prison sentence" which actually starts tomorrow. The trailer looks sweet for Machete along with the movie posters and more importantly, Complex's new cover model. Lindsay is back, baby! Granted she just turned an "old" 24, but whatever. Keep them coming LiLo. Your annoyingly crazy ass needs to make a comeback and hopefully your role in as The Sister will do that when you are freshly out of the gray bar hotel. Chin up Lindsay, you got million of dollars in debt to pay off, a gay DJ girlfriend to shrug off and a pair of psycho parents to deal with. Frankly, you probably had no chance. Let's hope that new Deep Throat remake does well. Call me!

LiLo Complex's story here

FREE LINDSAY!

Socialite and 2007 Maxim #1 Lindsay Lohan was sentenced for 90 days in jail for violating her probation and basically not showing up for her court order.

The first video is her babbling and crying before the judge's sentence. She seems like she's forgets her lines and about a minute in, she cries on cue, probably to stall so she can try to remember what she was going to say. The lawyer asks for a moment and the judge grants it. The judge seems like she's all business, which explains the 90 day sentence. She babbles for 3 minutes until she hears her fate.



The second video shows the judge's sentence. Best part is 42 seconds in when Lindsay all of a sudden gets it. You can literally see her think, "I'm fucked." Lindsay stares at her lawyer like she's seen a ghost as the judge says in plain man's terms, I don't believe your bullshit. As the sentencing continues, she has no where to run, no where to hide and has to accept her fate. 90 days is no joke. That's a long time. You could play Three World Cups in 90 days!



Well Lindsay, maybe jail will help your career. Look what it did for Paris. (What did it do...wasn't she only in jail for like 3 days?) Um, look what it did for Gaga.