Best Spoof on Lebron's Rise Commercial

Thanks MJ, greatest of all time.

Dan Lebatard of Miami Radio with is Lebron Reaction

Pretty funny.

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Lebron in Cleveland

Here's Cleveland's pitch to Lebron. Oh man this will be so cruel when Lebron plays for another eastern rival next year. No way he stays in Cleveland, right?

More Reason for LeBron to Leave Cleveland

Josh Cribbs is an idiot. He's pleading Lebron to stay when he could of left the Browns. Who the hell would want to stay in Cleveland let alone the Browns. The Witnessmobile is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. I hope Lebron LeGetstheHellOutofTown. See what I did there?*



*I combined Lebron's name with the phrase "get the hell out of town"

Delonte West Banged Lebron's Mom

Well, maybe it wasn't Lebron's elbow or the lack of effort that had Lebron struggle. Or maybe it wasn't Lebron's medication making him tired. Maybe the cause of Lebron's struggle is his teammate, Delonte West. According to numerous blogs, this letter says Lebron found out Delonte was banging Gloria James, Lebron's mom. Oh man this is awesome.


”My uncle is the general contractor at the Q and has been for the last 7 years. He’s good friends with a lot of guys at the Q, including some of the bigger boys in the organization and knows Dan Gilbert personally.My uncle has been told that Delonte has been banging Gloria James (Lebron’s Mom) for some time now. Somehow Lebron found out before game four and it destroyed their chemistry and divided the team. I am not making this up, I wish it wasn’t true but it happened. .”

Cleveland Sucks

I'm not a fan of Cleveland. Sure I haven't visited, but with their sports fans come annoyance. No one cares about The Ohio State getting killed in big college football games and no one will care about the Cavs once LeBron leaves for the Knicks. (or to the Wizards according to Miss Cleo). That said, the city itself never seemed appealing. Last night Joakim Noah shared the same opinion. Wait what? He said "Cleveland sucks."

Hmm this sounds awfully familiar to a comment I heard about 3 years ago now. Something like:

To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying.

Oh right, that was Ichiro talking about Cleveland.


I know it's Lebron's hometown, but does he really want to stay? Really? Really? Really Lebron? The guy who loves New York and wants to be the first billionaire athlete. Enjoy it while it lasts, Clevelanders.