Old but Hilarious

This newscast could use some work.

Old but New to Me Stupid News Story

"Clean all the Weiner Poopie"

So Painful to Watch...the Worst Soccer Interview of All Time

Thierry Henry, one of the greatest soccer players of all time has left Europe to come to America and play in New York. He was interviewed by these two clowns from Fox 5 NY who obviously didn't conduct ANY research before this interview. It was an awkward train wreck from the beginning. Literally, the first statement the woman makes is telling Henry that he had just won the World Cup. I'm not sure what was worse, telling him he had just won the World Cup after France was ridiculed for being, well France, or asking when the season starts even though the team he's joining are in the middle of their season. They also go on to ask him how he's going to promote soccer here in the States, if he came here because Europe was too racist and made fun of how soccer doesn't score enough. The interview was so awkward and unprofessional, nevertheless Henry remains composed and calm answering these dumbass questions. These two clowns are the worst. I know soccer is not big here like it is overseas, but show the man some respect with some research and some intelligent questions. I mean, he is one of the best to play the game.

Live TV + This Clown + Skateboard =

13 Year Old Girl Drops the C-bomb

Some girl on the Today show dropped the word, not once but twice! OMG!!! In other news, "Meh meh meh, meh meh meh meh meh, meh meh"

Teen Werewolves

In San Antonio, comes another stupid news story about how these non goth kids dress like goths, but don't call themselves goths. They call each other werewolves because they want to express themselves with their stupid wolf tails. They are denying they want attention by dressing different and looking like clowns. Their alpha dog leader's name is "Wolfie Blackhart."

The Real Life Birdemic

West Palm Beach. Where birds attack. This news story is ridiculous. Yes it's another one of those awesomely bad news stories, complete with hilarious reenactments and composite sketches my 5 year old cousin could do. I'm just glad to see the leprechaun artist is still finding work. We're in a recession people. Got to pay those bills somehow.



Bonus videos of the hilarious bears reenactment story and of course, the leprechaun: