Snowblower Pranker Gets Revenge

Passive. Aggressive. Hilarious.

"They're Smoking Weed"

Rangers - Giants World Series started last night. Here's a reporter from Dallas (ed note: boooooooooo) reporting outside PacBell (I won't call it AT&T) and he smells something that is very familiar.



Also from the Dallas-Fort Worth Daily News:

Maybe this explains the Rangers' shoddy play in the field during Game 1: A haze of marijuana coming from the stands.

The New York Post quotes Josh Hamilton as saying he could smell weed last night while playing center field at AT&T Park.

"It was crazy," he told the tabloid. "I was looking at the cops a couple of times during the game."

Hamilton didn't attribute any of the Rangers' four errors to the pot fumes -- but Vlad Guerrero's bumbling, two-error performance in right field does makes one wonder.

Hamilton, whose history of drug and alcohol abuse is well-chronicled, said last night wasn't the first time he saw pot going up in smoke in San Francisco.

On Tuesday, he said, "My wife and I were walking down the street and there was a guy smoking a joint with a cop 50 yards away."

Of Course Someone Auto-Tuned Antoine Dodson

Antoine Dodson Will Have Your Back

Teen Werewolves

In San Antonio, comes another stupid news story about how these non goth kids dress like goths, but don't call themselves goths. They call each other werewolves because they want to express themselves with their stupid wolf tails. They are denying they want attention by dressing different and looking like clowns. Their alpha dog leader's name is "Wolfie Blackhart."

She's Enjoying Penis More is the new Boom Goes the Dynamite

According to the description, this was after a news report about a procedure to enhance the G-Spot. It cost $1200 per procedure and lasts 4-6 months. This was the response of the newscaster. Just watch and listen.