Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Changes in Website.

I've hopped over to the tumblr bandwagon. Easier to use, more flexibility means more posts.

Find it here: http://thedroreport.tumblr.com/

Friday, May 6, 2011

Guy Tries USA Chant in L Morning Train

U-S-A chants are like slow claps, you should know when the moment is right.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

The Geordie Shore

It's like the Jersey Shore but with Brits and hotter chicks.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Friday, April 22, 2011

Donald Glover Impromptu Show in Boise, Idaho

Donald Glover is currently on tour doing stand up and performing as his alter rapping ego, Childish Gambino.

He was bored and tweeted that he was going to do an impromptu show at Chandler's Steakhouse in Boise. Here's a youtube vid of him performing Bitch, Look at Me Now (with some freestyling) and Not Going Back.

New Beastie Boys Single, "Make Some Noise"

Can you spot all the cameos?

Trailer for "30 Minutes or Less"

Starring Jesse Eisenberg, Aziz Ansari, Danny McBride and Nick Swardson.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Madrid Beats Barcelona in Copa Del Rey Final, Drops Trophy

Dreamy Cristiano Ronaldo headed home a game winning goal in extra time to beat El Clasico rivals Barcelona.



Late into the night, Madrid had a parade to celebrate. Sergio Ramos held the trophy over his head on a parade bus when all of a sudden he drops the trophy and subsequently gets run over by the bus. Dagger.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Remember When 4/20 Meant Something?

Now it makes me feel old. Here's a Cudi Video Mix for "Marijuana" and Chapelle's thoughts on smoking weed.





Afterwords, go get some munchies.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Portland Timbers Had an Impressive Debut

First their fans, the Timbers Army, sang the National Anthem on their own which was pretty cool.



Then their mascot, Timber Joey, is a real badass lumberjack. Every time the Timbers score, Timber Joey cuts a wood chip off a huge log slab from his massive chainsaw. The wood chips get passed around the stands and are eventually given to the goal score.



Who said soccer wouldn't catch on in the States? Obviously all those Portland hippies would embrace it.

Caps Intro for Game 2

Dro Report Power Rankings

#1 Shay Maria - She's hot and will be tough to knock off.



#2 Alison Brie - Hot and funny little Jew and is in Scream 4.




#3 Kate Upton - Keeps tweeting pictures of herself.





#4 Katrina Bowden - 30 Rock actress was recently named Esquire's Sexiest Woman of 2011



#5 Scarlett Johansson - Because she moved in with Sean Penn and this could be the last of her prime.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Semin's GWG and Reaction from Caps Analyst





Trailer for "The Franchise: A Season with the San Francisco Giants"

First you have "Hard Knocks" from HBO. (Tampa Bay rumored to be this season's team) Then you have the 24/7 preview for upcoming championship boxing fights. Then you have 24/7 documentary series with the Caps and Pens for the Winter Classic. (Editor's note: No one cared about 24/7 Nascar) Now Showtime is trying to counter with "The Franchise" which initial season follows around the San Francisco Giants. I didn't think baseball would work because it's too laid back, but I guess with the power of editing, charismatic players (See Wilson, Brian) and uncensored microphones, you probably have TV success.

If only David Stern let the NBA have a show ("The Association" doesn't count, it's on ESPN) that would follow a team uncensored, then all four major sports would be spoken for. Here's the trailer from yesterday and the series premieres on July 13th.

Anderson Cooper Owns Snooki

Monday, April 11, 2011

Ever Wonder What Managers Say to Umpires

Here is Minor League Umpire Wally Backman mic'd up arguing with an umpire.



Language Warning for those in the office.

Oh yeah, does the name Wally Backman sound familiar? Probably because of this meltdown from last year.

A Look Back to Caps-Rangers From Two Years Ago

NHL Playoffs Are Here.

But first, here are the plays of the year.

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Katrina Bowden is Talented

Esquire named Katrina Bowden the Sexiest Woman of 2011. She's pretty fucking dope. You might remember her from 30 Rock or as Ms. Tasty in the underrated comedy, "Sex Drive."




You can see more of Katrina here.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Kate Upton Does the Dougie

I would have had this earlier but I couldn't find a video to embed.

Here's SI Swimsuit rookie Kate Upton. She's hot, she's 18 and she dougies.

This Kind of Makes Me Sad.

Gilbert!

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Live TV Occasionally Provides Live Failures

Like this clip from Dancing with the Stars. Here, Kirstie Alley's partner Maks, falls because his thigh gives way to Kirstie's weight. Apparently Erin Andrews was his partner last year so this is God's way of evening things out.

Bored and Got 15 Minutes to Spare?

Enjoy this Gag Reel from Season 2 of Parks and Recreation.



Rashida Jones would get it.

Monday, April 4, 2011

What's Asher Roth Been Up To?

Asher's new video, "Get Up"

"Gotta Get Up" - Asher Roth from Luke Tedaldi on Vimeo.




Bonus Vid: This song was huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge. So huge you probably never saw the video.

Ovie Be Dancing

Saturday, April 2, 2011

KOBE...

Drives a smartcar.


Thursday, March 31, 2011

Katy Perry Feat. Kanye - E.T.

I always found Katy Perry annoying. Her music is alright for pop standards. "I Kissed a Girl" was the perfect first single to get her name out. "Teenage Dream" was ok, but that annoying youtube sensation kid killed it. "Firework" is catchy and I've heard plenty of remixes to that song that made it bearable. Well today she just released her video with Kanye.



Not a terribly annoying song. I'd say its catchy beat with an even more catchy chorus topped off with a little Kanye which makes it a good song to nod your head to. With Kanye involved, of course the video would be original, out there and somewhat over the top. Besides, it gives Star Wars nerds something to fantasize over.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Britney Does Kimmel/Jackass



Remember when she was the hottest chick in the game 10 years ago? Sigh.

Andy Goes Camping Finds a Squirrel

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Well This Looks Promising...

For all you HBO nerds, HBO having an hour long special called "Talking Funny" which has comedians Ricky Gervais, Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld and Louis CK sit for an hour and talk among themselves in a roundtable discussion. Got some teasers below.











It's Funny Because Bill Self is an Asshat

It's like Jersey Shore, But With Kim Chee



It hasn't been picked up yet but "K-Town" has been buzzing. Since American TV has been extremely lazy (sans Parks and Recreation and Community) it's no doubt that we live in a copycat society. So let me get this straight, let's take Jersey Shore, add college graduates plus richer incomes with a splash of Asians, and you have K-Town. Well that's genius. We all know white males love themselves Asian chicks so this will probably be huge. Once this gets picked up, they have something to watch that they can talk about at the water-cooler instead of the latest hot Asian clip they found on RedTube.

Also attached is the cast reel of that was made up from the audition tapes. I am one that doesn't usually have yellow fever but Jennifer would get it.



Tell me you thought Joey's name was going to say "Hines." If you did, you are probably a racist.

Haven't we see this before? Updated with better example.


I don't know whether to punch something or get hammered and eat late night Korean BBQ. Bulgogi, Drunken Karaoke and Soju FTW!

These Sens Fans Really Enjoy Rebecca Black

Meh. Although I do enjoy the cereal move.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Meet Li'L Sebastian



I don't get it, but if it makes Ron Swanson giddy, then he must be dope as fuck.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

In Case You Missed It...

Chaz Sheen made a surprising appearance on Kimmel last night.

Monday, March 21, 2011

"Super" Trailer

Here is the latest "Super" trailer. I really enjoyed Kick-ass and this seems like the hipster, indie, laid back version. Rainn Wilson and attractive little pixie Ellen Page star along with Liv Tyler. Kevin Bacon also stars to add another movie to help you play 6 degrees with Kevin Bacon.



Ellen Page, hot or not? Gay or straight? So many questions, no answers.

Judge after the video below.

Some Aussie Commercial Blah Blah Blah

Kimmel's Sequel to Body Hump Exercise Vid



More hot chicks air humping.

Another Alison Brie Gif.



I could watch her all day.

It's Hard Not to Cheer For Charlie Davies

Charlie Davies was suppose to be our other striker for the US Mens National Team in the World Cup when he was a passenger in a car accident that nearly killed him. After a year of rehabbing and recovering from a lacerated bladder, fractured right tibia and femur, a fractured elbow, facial injuries, and bleeding on the brain, he is in DC playing for DC United on a loan from his French club team Sochaux. His debut last was last weekend in which he scored 2 goals and combined them with a celebrations called the Cat Daddy and the infamous Stanky Leg. Black Healing Power at its finest.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

All of the Lights Remix

Featuring Big Sean, Drake and Lil Wayne. Kanye and Jay-Z are going to add their own verses soon.

Don't get a seisure watching this. Only thing missing is a scantily clad Rhianna.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Notorious BIG - Juicy

With the anniversary of Biggie's death, I chose this video to put up. Classic.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

New Childish Gambino EP Dropped Today

5 tracks. Pretty Solid. Attached a Vid to "Freaks and Geeks" that came out a week ago. Download the EP here

Freaks and Geeks from Donald Glover on Vimeo.

Lupe's 3rd Album Came Out Today

This video has been around for months but Lazers officially dropped today so go ahead and get it. Here was the first single off it.



Bonus Updated Live Version with the Roots:

Friday, March 4, 2011

Ne-Yo performing "Closer" with 2011 Sports Illustrated Models Genevive Morton and Kate Upton @ Vanity in the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada

Neyo definitely got that swagger to pull this off. Kate Upton is my vote for rookie of the year in the new SI swimsuit. She's the blond. And a 10. Holler.

Megan Fox's New Armani Ad

Ewww, her thumbs are so gross.

Monday, February 28, 2011

Goodbye CP.

After 7 years, the Redskins released Clinton Portis. Whatever you thought about him, he gave it 100% even when Gibbs would run it 30 times a game. His pass blocking, off-putting interviews and dress up characters will be missed.



I remember when I saw this live. I turned to Robbie with a hard on and yelled "2000 Yards!"

Jimmy K's Hottie Body Hump Club

Couple of thoughts here. Scar-Jo is ridiculously sexy. Minka isn't so bad herself. I think Jessica Alba would cry too if we ever got together. And my girl LiLo is back!

Charlie Sheen is WINNING

Before we judge, lets wait until Part 2 of his interview with the Today show and his family and live-in Goddesses.

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Melo's Debut Intro Vid

In case you haven't heard, Carmelo Anthony was traded to the Knicks. Melo made his debut with the Knicks last night. Here's the intro video that preceded the game. Nice touch adding Skyler Grey's (My guess in the next big thing in music) hook in Puffy's song, "I'm Coming Home."

Time to crank up that New York Hype Machine, Knicks Fans!

By the way, doesn't Chauncey Billups look like Derek Harper from the 1990's Knicks. 1990's NBA FTMFW!

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Stat and Melo Stat and Melo Stat and Melo Stat and Melo

You've heard Black and Yellow by Wiz Khalifa. You may have heard the Green and Yellow Remix by Lil Wayne before the Super Bowl. I'm sure there are 100 more remixes out there. But here's the latest one for the Knicks dedicated to their one-two punch of Amar'e and Melo.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

All of the Lights Music Vid

Here's Kanye's new music video for All of the Lights. This features my favorite track on My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, one of my favorite artists in Kid Cudi and that Rihanna chick who is kind of attractive.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Adams Mill is No More.

And Hitler is pissed off. What about Spaghetti Garden, Adolf?

Friday, February 11, 2011

Bear Grylls Makes a Wetsuit

He's a badass. He makes wet suits out of cute dead seals. Didn't know V-necks were still in fashion.


Almost a Dream Come True

Thursday, February 10, 2011

I Present to You Jared Sullinger...

probably the NCAA basketball player of the year and his two teammates, Aaron Craft and Jon Diebler (he's still there?). Here they are singing, or trying to at least, Miley Cyrus' Party in the USA.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Snowblower Pranker Gets Revenge

Passive. Aggressive. Hilarious.

Why DC > Seattle

Beer at Seattle Seahawks game:



Beer at Wizards/Caps/Skins game:

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Bieber Booed at Knicks Game

Bonus points for Knicks fans booing him. Another +1 for playing the most generic arena song out there, Zombie Nation. Finally, feel bad for the Biebs? He's can use those stacks of hundreds to wipe away his tears. Here's hoping him and Charlie Sheen get together on his 18th birthday.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Goalie Fight!

Except it was a one punch KO. Too bad it was the Pens because it would of been way cooler if it wasn't.

Is Judd Apatow Even Trying Anymore?

It's like the unfunny female hangover. I like Kristen Wiig but this trailer, this cast? Gahhhh.




Funniest comment I saw describing this:

Studio pitch

Apatow: You see, it’s like The Hangover, but it smells like tuna…

Studio Exec: I love it. Where do I sign?

DeAndre Jordan Can Dunk Too

Not just Blake.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

No One Knows What It's Like...



I feel you Jay. No One knows what it's like. To be the bad man. To be the Sad man.



/I refuse to acknowledge shitty Limp Bizkit version.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Another Reason Why People Hate America Part ___



Ok lady. You fell in the fountain. Now you're suing the security cops for not helping your dumbass. Have some pride.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Rob Lowe's Hilarious Tirade Against His P-Recs Castmates



Parks and Recreations is back this Thursday. Along with Community, just a great cast ensemble with Aziz Ansari, Nick Offerman and the underrated looking Aubrey Plaza. Now if they could only get rid of the extremely lazy Outsourced.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Muppets Doing Kanye's Monster...

is awesome.



Reminds me of that Hitler video doing Biggie a while back.

Can't. Stop. Watching.