Portland Timbers Had an Impressive Debut

First their fans, the Timbers Army, sang the National Anthem on their own which was pretty cool.



Then their mascot, Timber Joey, is a real badass lumberjack. Every time the Timbers score, Timber Joey cuts a wood chip off a huge log slab from his massive chainsaw. The wood chips get passed around the stands and are eventually given to the goal score.



Who said soccer wouldn't catch on in the States? Obviously all those Portland hippies would embrace it.

Sasquash Says Bango is a Poser and a Hack

Probably the Most Rediculous Mascot Stunt I've Ever Seen

Here's Bucks Mascot, Bango, doing a back flip off the top of a ladder, dunking the ball mid process. Ridiculous.




Guess this worked out better then his last one.