Top 10 of Big Ben

Over the past week, we've come to find out that Big Ben is kind of a scumbag. After reading all of the official documents from the smoking gun and a few posts from deadspin, it's safe to say he's pretty much an asshole. Here are my 10 favorite Benisms.

1) "No, this is not OK, and he then had sex with me. He said it was OK. He then left without saying anything." - That's rape brother. Obviously it's a classic case of he said she said (see Bryant, Kobe), which means no charges or criminal trial will happen. Civil suit? My guess is abso-freaking-lutely.

2) The ole penis in hand trick

3) Little Ben is gray

4) "I'm not down to fuck, but I like to fuck girls," says Ben after seeing a girl wearing a DTF name tag. That doesn't even make sense.

5) Ben holds his bitches down. "All my bitches, take some shots."

6) Fellow teammate and O-lineman Willie Colon was tired of his "sausage parties"

7) "Ben's an NFL quarterback, he won't do anything to ruin his reputation." - bodyguard...um, too late!

8) This shirt. Might as well be Affliction/Ed Hardy


9) He drinks like a champion




10) And finally this picture. A perfect match.





[via smoking gun and deadspin link 1 and 2]

UPDATE: Big Ben and his gray penis suspended six games.