FREE LINDSAY!

Socialite and 2007 Maxim #1 Lindsay Lohan was sentenced for 90 days in jail for violating her probation and basically not showing up for her court order.

The first video is her babbling and crying before the judge's sentence. She seems like she's forgets her lines and about a minute in, she cries on cue, probably to stall so she can try to remember what she was going to say. The lawyer asks for a moment and the judge grants it. The judge seems like she's all business, which explains the 90 day sentence. She babbles for 3 minutes until she hears her fate.



The second video shows the judge's sentence. Best part is 42 seconds in when Lindsay all of a sudden gets it. You can literally see her think, "I'm fucked." Lindsay stares at her lawyer like she's seen a ghost as the judge says in plain man's terms, I don't believe your bullshit. As the sentencing continues, she has no where to run, no where to hide and has to accept her fate. 90 days is no joke. That's a long time. You could play Three World Cups in 90 days!



Well Lindsay, maybe jail will help your career. Look what it did for Paris. (What did it do...wasn't she only in jail for like 3 days?) Um, look what it did for Gaga.