According to the description, this was after a news report about a procedure to enhance the G-Spot. It cost $1200 per procedure and lasts 4-6 months. This was the response of the newscaster. Just watch and listen.
Friday, May 14, 2010
Delonte West Banged Lebron's Mom
Well, maybe it wasn't Lebron's elbow or the lack of effort that had Lebron struggle. Or maybe it wasn't Lebron's medication making him tired. Maybe the cause of Lebron's struggle is his teammate, Delonte West. According to numerous blogs, this letter says Lebron found out Delonte was banging Gloria James, Lebron's mom. Oh man this is awesome.
”My uncle is the general contractor at the Q and has been for the last 7 years. He’s good friends with a lot of guys at the Q, including some of the bigger boys in the organization and knows Dan Gilbert personally.My uncle has been told that Delonte has been banging Gloria James (Lebron’s Mom) for some time now. Somehow Lebron found out before game four and it destroyed their chemistry and divided the team. I am not making this up, I wish it wasn’t true but it happened. .”
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Sixth Grader Covers Papa...Paparazzi
Piano Skills. Check. Pre-pubescent voice. Check. Justin Bieber hair. Check.
Not bad kid. That blond in the back is definitely vibing. Hurry and record something before your voice deepens and it's too late.
Not bad kid. That blond in the back is definitely vibing. Hurry and record something before your voice deepens and it's too late.
Mauer's Knee
So a couple weeks ago, Mauer blew out his knee playing basketball. Ruptured his patella to be more specific. He's in good spirits though, but I think it's the painkillers doing their work. He just had surgery back on April 29th and his knee is slowly getting better. He got 8 weeks of crutches and 6 months of rehab, but soon enough he'll be better then new.
Yes those are staples.
On the left is his knee right after surgery and on the right is 3 or 4 days after surgery.
Mauer shaves his legs! How metrosexual of him.
World Cup Exactly One Month Away
The world's biggest sporting event is back in a month and I'm excited. The enthusiasm of the players, countries and fans, the talent of the players and the talent of the ladies. Just awesome. It also takes away that summer lull in sports before futbol americano starts. I can only handle baseball for so long (call me when it's September, MLB). Anyways here's a quick preview with the top 100 footballer's WAGs (wifes and girlfriends) and a couple vids of the top 50 best world cup goals ever and the best goals in 2006 in Germany. Enjoy the beautiful game. Joga Bonito!
Top 100 WAGs
Top 100 WAGs
Monday, May 10, 2010
Movie Review of the Human Centipede
Well, I don't know where to start. Web and I went to the midnight show on Friday since we didn't feel like having a hangover or spending a bunch on an unnecessary bar tab. We got there around 11:30 and there was already a huge line to get into the theater. There were lots of weirdos and deranged people in DC someone said. I'd have to agree. (I give out plot here, if you really care, you shouldn't, but if you really do, SPOILER ALERT)
The movie is cheesy, poorly written and has bad acting. A quick synopsis. Deranged German doctor. American Female Tourist's car breaks down in random German woods becasue they get lost. They find German's house. Doctor drugs them. Doctor sews them, mouth to anus, with a another random Japanese guy. Doctor tortures them. Police find out. Everyone dies.
The two American girl actresses, I'm guessing, are just trying to break into Hollywood. I don't know why else they would take this role. There's not many lines for them because they are really just moaning and yelling and crying.
In my opinion, this was one of the most absurd movies I've ever seen. I was laughing at the absurdity and unintentional comedy, grossed out by the shock value and pretty much speechless at the end. I can't recommend to go see it but I can. Like I said, I don't know what to think. I don't know, if you're bored, sure why not. Throughout the movie, there was clapping, yelling, and singing from the audience. I have also seen reviews where some people were throwing up in the theater. When I left the movie at the end, I noticed there were one or two girls already outside, and it looked like they have been there for a while because they were leaning against the wall, disgusted, waiting for their friends. There was random talk from audience members about how someone came up with this idea and who the hell would green light it. Well apparently it has to be the IFC, who also has green lighted the sequal. Oh those crazy Germans. Here's the trailer again.
UPDATE: DCist with a blog review and interview of people that went to the same midnight show.
Annual Maxim Hot 100 List
I remember when Maxim used to be relevant. Or was that the SI swimsuit? Either way, they have both pretty much jumped the shark. But like any sucker, I'm a fan of lists so here's Maxim's Top 100 and my humble opinion.
Overrated or Rated too high:
- Katy Perry (#1, not quite. I can see top 100 but #1, come on now.)
- Christina Aguilera (This ain't 2002)
- Hilary Duff (used to think hot, but hmay ruined her for me with her fat arms)
- Danica Patrick (can accept her on top 100, I guess, but not top 25)
- J Love Hewitt (meh in the past, meh right now)
- Anna Faris at 42, not feeling it
- Stephanie Pratt (Really?)
- Britney (how the mighty have fallen)
- Ke$ha (haha. i'm guessing Gaga just missed the list at 101)
- Rebecca Mader (wrong Lost girl, Maxim)
Should be ranked higher or Underrated:
- Alison Brie. (She likes to try to convert her gay friends straight, come on!)
- Keeley Hazell (I like English chicks)
- Annalynne McCord (you watch any show/movie where they are favorable, this will impact your opinion...see her in Nip/tuck)
- Mila Kunis (same thing with Forgetting Sarah Marshall, or any other movie she's in for that matter)
- Alessandra Ambriosio (yeah VS model. should be higher)
- Olivia Wilde should be higher (splitting hairs when you go into top 10 really)
Notables that should be on the list:
- Evangeline Lilly (the right Lost girl)
- Christina Hendricks (maxim with a F you to Esquire's #1)
- Amanda Seyfried (figured with all her lame movies, she'd be on the list)
- Diora Baird (seems like she's always on these lists but no one knows her)
- Isla Fisher (British, funny, semi-ginger)
- Sienna Miller (personal fave)
- Lohan (how the mighty have fallen, indeed)
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