More Movie Cliches: Mirrors

Mirrors are scary.

Get Out of There!

No words necessary.

The Real Life Birdemic

West Palm Beach. Where birds attack. This news story is ridiculous. Yes it's another one of those awesomely bad news stories, complete with hilarious reenactments and composite sketches my 5 year old cousin could do. I'm just glad to see the leprechaun artist is still finding work. We're in a recession people. Got to pay those bills somehow.



Bonus videos of the hilarious bears reenactment story and of course, the leprechaun:

A Special Cinco de Mayo Message...to Arizona

Yes yes, today is Cinco de Mayo. Have yourself a few cervezas won't you. With Los Suns playing tonight, that dumb Arizona law getting passed and today a Mexican holiday, why don't you celebrate by checking out the trailer to Machete.

Originally a fake trailer for Grindhouse, Robert Rodriguez gave this movie some wheels. Check out the cast. Danny Trejo (badass), Bobby DeNiro (really?), Michelle Rodriguez (overrated, loves to booze, meh), Jessica Alba (nice), 80's has beens Don Johnson and Cheech Marin, Jeff Fahey (Lapidus!), Stephen Segal (a father favorite) and Lindsay Lohan! (who said her career is dead).



Uh oh Arizona, "you just fucked with the wrong Mexican."

UPDATE: Cinco de Mayo, more like Cinco deNiro!

For the ladies...Kobe vs. Ronaldo, Who you got? No homo

Since this was on PTI, I can ask, who you got? Kobe's all white vs. Ronaldo's Vanity Fair.

More of Kobe's Bedouin act here.

I Present to You, On The Rocks

Here is some a'cappella group of the University of Oregon singing Bad Romance. Not going to lie, they can sing. All I want to know is how does Andy Bernard and his group, Here Comes Treble (see what they did there), respond?



If you click the youtube link, there are more songs by them.

Come on Andy! You're not going to get punked out by some hippy Pac-10 school, right?
This is Cornell we're talking about. BIG RED! Your move Nard dog.

Big Ben is on the New Sports Illistrated

Oh man, here comes the SI Jinx. What could go worse with Big Ben? Suspended 6 games. Reputation Tarnished. Old teammates sandbagging him. What else could happen, Eminem dissing him on a single? Oh wait, that happened?

"I'd rather turn this club into a bar room brawl/Get as rowdy as Roethlisberger in a bathroom stall," Eminem raps.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Kanye on The Cleveland Show

The long awaited Kanye West appearance on the Cleveland show. "Meh"

Introducing the Better Marriage Blanket

Well this is a new one. This blanket is supposed to "completely and quickly absorb" farts with the same odor-absorbing fabric that the military uses. "Originally developed for use against chemical weapons." Count me as sold!

Come on, really? Why is it that the male is the one that farts? Chicks fart too. But when they fart, it smells like flowers, obviously. Flowers leads to pollen. Pollen leads to congestion, itchy eyes and sneezes. Sneezes wake me up. Consider me a new customer.

The Simpsons Ke$ha Inspired Intro

Yeah I know, the Simpsons haven't been relevant since the mid 90's but they're still pumping out the episodes. Last night, they made a new intro reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-mix, using Ke$ha's Tik Tok. Not going to lie, I enjoyed this. Welcome to 2010 Simpsons. It reminded me of going out the night before and bobbing my head to anything the bar played. Well done.