Goodbye CP.

After 7 years, the Redskins released Clinton Portis. Whatever you thought about him, he gave it 100% even when Gibbs would run it 30 times a game. His pass blocking, off-putting interviews and dress up characters will be missed.



I remember when I saw this live. I turned to Robbie with a hard on and yelled "2000 Yards!"

Jimmy K's Hottie Body Hump Club

Couple of thoughts here. Scar-Jo is ridiculously sexy. Minka isn't so bad herself. I think Jessica Alba would cry too if we ever got together. And my girl LiLo is back!

Charlie Sheen is WINNING

Before we judge, lets wait until Part 2 of his interview with the Today show and his family and live-in Goddesses.

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Melo's Debut Intro Vid

In case you haven't heard, Carmelo Anthony was traded to the Knicks. Melo made his debut with the Knicks last night. Here's the intro video that preceded the game. Nice touch adding Skyler Grey's (My guess in the next big thing in music) hook in Puffy's song, "I'm Coming Home."

Time to crank up that New York Hype Machine, Knicks Fans!

By the way, doesn't Chauncey Billups look like Derek Harper from the 1990's Knicks. 1990's NBA FTMFW!

Stat and Melo Stat and Melo Stat and Melo Stat and Melo

You've heard Black and Yellow by Wiz Khalifa. You may have heard the Green and Yellow Remix by Lil Wayne before the Super Bowl. I'm sure there are 100 more remixes out there. But here's the latest one for the Knicks dedicated to their one-two punch of Amar'e and Melo.

All of the Lights Music Vid

Here's Kanye's new music video for All of the Lights. This features my favorite track on My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, one of my favorite artists in Kid Cudi and that Rihanna chick who is kind of attractive.

Redick Gets Ankles Broken, Mocked By Teammates

Still a douche I see.

Adams Mill is No More.

And Hitler is pissed off. What about Spaghetti Garden, Adolf?

Bear Grylls Makes a Wetsuit

He's a badass. He makes wet suits out of cute dead seals. Didn't know V-necks were still in fashion.

Almost a Dream Come True

I Present to You Jared Sullinger...

probably the NCAA basketball player of the year and his two teammates, Aaron Craft and Jon Diebler (he's still there?). Here they are singing, or trying to at least, Miley Cyrus' Party in the USA.

Snowblower Pranker Gets Revenge

Passive. Aggressive. Hilarious.

Why DC > Seattle

Beer at Seattle Seahawks game:



Beer at Wizards/Caps/Skins game:

Bieber Booed at Knicks Game

Bonus points for Knicks fans booing him. Another +1 for playing the most generic arena song out there, Zombie Nation. Finally, feel bad for the Biebs? He's can use those stacks of hundreds to wipe away his tears. Here's hoping him and Charlie Sheen get together on his 18th birthday.

Goalie Fight!

Except it was a one punch KO. Too bad it was the Pens because it would of been way cooler if it wasn't.

Is Judd Apatow Even Trying Anymore?

It's like the unfunny female hangover. I like Kristen Wiig but this trailer, this cast? Gahhhh.




Funniest comment I saw describing this:

Studio pitch

Apatow: You see, it’s like The Hangover, but it smells like tuna…

Studio Exec: I love it. Where do I sign?

DeAndre Jordan Can Dunk Too

Not just Blake.